On My Kitchen Counter Right Now, There Is A Tube Of Sour Green-Apple Bubble Gum Favored Liquid Lollipop.

So to recap:

  • a lollipop
  • in a tube
  • in liquid form
  • flavored like bubble gum
  • that’s flavored like green apple
  • that’s made extra sour

Truly, we live in remarkable times.

I wish I could somehow hand one of these off to ten year-old me. And then a high five.