On My Kitchen Counter Right Now, There Is A Tube Of Sour Green-Apple Bubble Gum Favored Liquid Lollipop.
So to recap:
- a lollipop
- in a tube
- in liquid form
- flavored like bubble gum
- that’s flavored like green apple
- that’s made extra sour
Truly, we live in remarkable times.
I wish I could somehow hand one of these off to ten year-old me. And then a high five.