May 2011
you may be surprised to learn how frequently your member stands up while the...
– Sex, Sleep and the Law: When Nocturnal Genitals Pose a Moral Dilemma (via outofcontextscience)
notracistbut:
Silly me. I didn’t even realize “Jewish illegals” were a thing. Or does this guy just assume that every minority is here illegally? Wouldn’t surprise me. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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In my next life, I’m gonna be a Kickassaurus Rexecutioner. DeVille.
Just you wait.
You know… I should draw a pic of that.
For example, cats today are made by other cats using sexual reproduction.
– Evolution Part I: Creationism Doesn’t Work (via outofcontextscience)
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Cats don’t always like me.
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Me talking to the homeless guy that my roommate pics up mail for. It’s a sweet story, but it should be pretty obvious why I prefer to digitally alter my voice.
itwillnevergoaway asked: does chocolate make you happy?