you may be surprised to learn how frequently your member stands up while the...– Sex, Sleep and the Law: When Nocturnal Genitals Pose a Moral Dilemma (via outofcontextscience)
notracistbut: Silly me. I didn’t even realize “Jewish illegals” were a thing. Or does this guy just assume that every minority is here illegally? Wouldn’t surprise me. Nothing surprises me anymore.
In my next life, I’m gonna be a Kickassaurus Rexecutioner. DeVille. Just you wait. You know… I should draw a pic of that.
For example, cats today are made by other cats using sexual reproduction.– Evolution Part I: Creationism Doesn’t Work (via outofcontextscience)
Cats don’t always like me.
Me talking to the homeless guy that my roommate pics up mail for. It’s a sweet story, but it should be pretty obvious why I prefer to digitally alter my voice.
itwillnevergoaway asked: does chocolate make you happy?